The Incredible Lift Clutch!..and the crappy pasta

 20th March, 2025

6:39 (18:39 actually🤓) (RAID INTERVIEW IN AN HOUR OMG I HAVEN'T PREPARED ANYTHING)

I probably wouldn't prepare for it nevertheless. Blogging's just an excuse. MOVING ON.. AHEM AHEM..

It's me again!

Another blog in the same day WOT WOT ??(Yeah, uh, YES I STAND BY MY DECISION). So the craziest thing happened today (okay, maybe the second craziest thing..the first was my epic clubbing fail..or no..it's maybe the third craziest thing..the second was when someone STOLE MY MILK CARTON because there's insensitive swines at MY ACCOMODATION..or you know what let's just call it crazy).

So check it. My hands were full. I'm in the elevator. There's 2 more people in the elevator. We at the ground floor alright. Then the lift starts going up (MIND = BLOWN? NO WAY I KNEW THATTT...J-E-E-A-E-I-O-U-N-S Genius right!). We're at the fifth floor and I forgot to tap my card and press "8".  I'm at 8th floor, which is the BEST Floor btw. Any floor above or below, you gotta BOOHOO LAME POOH your way into their face. No, don't do that. Don't be mean. That's bad. We don't do that here.

So we''re at the fifth floor now and I see that I haven't tapped my card (OH GOD WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN DOES THE PRINCE SURVIVE THE ALLIGATOR ATTACK? OH NO! SOMEBODY SAVE HIM!) But I notice that and I swiftly *TOM CRUISE it's your cue now* pull out my card (We're past the sixth floor now) and tap it on the sensor..detector..whatever-machine-that-is and tap it (We just went past the 7th floor), and then I press the number 8, and 2.54 seconds later  (It was 2.54 seconds, trust me...TRUST ME..LOOK AT ME JONATHAN I HAD TO DO IT FOR THE FAMILY...never mind), we reached the 8th floor. The guy beside me looked at me in awe.

That right there..that was him (I KNOW RIGHT? CLUTCHED IT)

He said "Well, that was a good clutch". I went "Yeah!", as if I did that daily. I got out, the elevator doors shut and I thought "BWAHAHAHAAH I AM SOMETHING HUH YOU SAW THAT RIGHT?" (I looked at the CCTV cameras. I often do that. I don't know when an Residential Advisor's gonna pick on me for doing that. LMAO. )Yeah so then I went to my room, hopping around and shi.

ALSO ALSO

Manya Di liked the post, or so she says😔😟. No, I think she would have liked it. Manya (from school) also liked it. DEEKSHA ALSO LIKED IT OMGOMGOMG. I didn't really ask nobody else honestly. Oh Rhea gave me a few suggestions. (Rhea, I will try okay. No guarantees. I don't even know why I ask for suggestions I just do what I want to anyways). It's 18:55 now. I am so getting rejected by RAID I AM COOKED. No! No self depreciation amigo. Where was I? Yeah, G liked it too. Might have a brief chat with him in like an hour or so (I'll stalk him. NO I WON'T NO I DON'T DO THAT OKAY I'll ask when he's free). 

Yo, I also got 5 boxes of vegetarian (jeez!) pasta, and lemme tell you, they were sooooooooooooooo BAD OMG I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN UNION MART'S NOT DOING WELL THE UNI'S GOTTA FUND IT MORE. ALL THEY HAVE IS DECAF ALL THE TIME LIKE BRO NOBODY'S DRINKING THAT MUCH COFFEE. There's like a cafe every 10 steps, students have plenty of coffee options. A lotta rich blokes around (Did I say blokes?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Not even that funny bro😑). Can't complain though, it's cool. It's fine. I'll get accustomed to it.

ACADEMIC UPDATE:

Well Hello hello, we have Mr.- okay I'll be normal. The Calculus lecture today made a lot of sense (YIPPEEE!!!) and I got all the questions on the exercise sheet correct. Gotta do Q11 and Q12 though. I'll finish that tonight. ALSO, I SUCKED AT THE FINANCE TUTORIAL WHY'S MY TUTORIAL BATCH so dumb nobody knows shit. I'll go through the material and the lecture this weekend I should do fine. Students so bad I felt good about myself because nobody knows shit nobody studies shit. Or am I overthinking *twerks aggressively*

Might start vlogging on my college account. IT'S GONNA BE SO BAD OH MY GOD I CAN'T DO A VLOG IN ENGLISH that's so much pressure on me omg omg *struggle* (I've still gotta do the calc 2 assignment due on Monday..SHIT)

Family Friendly: You know what I mean hehe? *wink wink*

Issac let me keep the milk carton in his fridge locker though. MY KING.

Yeah that's it. OH ALSO I have finished 16 episodes of HIMYM though (Yeah I'm gonna fail..NO I AM NOT..I'm gonna MaNiFeSt mY gRaDeS). How did the blonde girls do it again?

Yeah that's it. Have a great evening, darling.